Rishabh Pant’s ₹27 crore IPL paycheck from the Lucknow Super Giants is massive. To put it into perspective, this kind of money isn’t just life-changing—it’s life-upgrading. But let’s get imaginative (and a little ridiculous): what could Pant actually buy with all that cash? Here are some fun and quirky ideas!

1. 27 Crores Worth of Bananas

Pant loves his bananas—we’ve all seen the memes from his hilarious stump mic moments. With ₹27 crore, he could afford to buy over 54 million bananas (assuming ₹5 per banana). That’s enough to start a cricket-themed banana empire: Pant’s Peel Power. He could even feed monkeys at every wildlife sanctuary in India and still have bananas left for his pre-match snacks.

2. A Personalized “Super Car Showroom”

Pant could park himself in luxury—literally. For ₹27 crore, he could buy around 27 customized Mercedes-Benz G-Wagons or maybe a mix of Lamborghinis, Ferraris, and Porsches. Imagine his driveway—it could look like the starting grid of a Formula 1 race. And knowing Pant, he might name each car after his famous cricket sledges. “Tim Paine Turbo,” anyone?

3. Build a “Pant Paradise” Mansion

Why not invest in a next-level house? With ₹27 crore, Pant could build a mansion with cricket-shaped swimming pools, personal batting nets, and a replica of his favorite stadium. Throw in a room just for storing his cricket bats and another for his iconic quips—written in neon lights. “Spiderman, Spiderman” deserves a place of honor, after all.

4. Own a Private Island

Yes, Rishabh Pant could go full “Bond villain” with his own private island. With ₹27 crore, he could snag a cozy tropical retreat in the Maldives or even the Caribbean. It’d be the perfect getaway after dealing with bowlers and stump mics.

5. A Lifetime Supply of Gym Memberships

Given his fitness transformation, Pant could easily splurge on 27,000 premium gym memberships across India (but let’s hope he doesn’t skip leg day). Better yet, he could open his own fitness chain, named “Pant’s Powerhouse,” featuring banana shakes as the post-workout special.

6. Buy Every Jersey at an IPL Store

Pant could become the proud owner of every jersey in IPL history. With ₹27 crore, he could stockpile over 900,000 jerseys, from vintage Dhoni to the latest Virat Kohli. His closet would be an IPL museum—and yes, he’d still wear his trademark headband.

7. Pay “Fine Money” for All the Sledges He’ll Ever Make

Rishabh Pant has a habit of entertaining us with his cheeky stump mic commentary, but it could come at a cost if the umpires don’t share his humor. With ₹27 crore, he could cover thousands of ICC fines and still have enough left to add a loudspeaker to amplify his quips.

8. Start a Cricket-Themed Food Chain

“Pantastic Meals” could be the next big food sensation. Picture this: cricket ball-shaped burgers, “Bouncer Fries,” and “Boundary Shakes.” With ₹27 crore, he could open outlets in every IPL city and sponsor the halftime snacks for matches.

9. Buy Tickets for the Entire Stadium

If Pant ever wants to recreate a crazy fan moment, he could buy out an entire stadium’s worth of tickets for every LSG home game this season. Imagine Pant chanting for himself from the stands—now that’s confidence!

The Final Over

Rishabh Pant may have a tough decision deciding where to spend his ₹27 crore, but one thing’s certain—he’s earned it in style. Whether he’s buying bananas, batting nets, or building a cricket empire, we’re sure he’ll bring his trademark cheeky humor to every rupee spent. After all, Pant isn’t just a player—he’s a vibe!